Firesign Theatre
Firesign Theatre
Why did the porridge bird lay its egg in the air?
It is a recurring question on Firesign Theatre albums, specifically, "I Think We're All Bozo's On This Bus", "Not Insane", and Proctor And Bergman's "TV Or Not TV".
It is a common misconception that the porridge-bird (fictius custardius) lays it's eggs in the air. Certainly, each spring, great flocks of porridge-birds swarm the countryside, raining down porridge, custard and (in extreme cases) yoghurt on unsuspecting passers by. Understandably, this has given rise to the idea that porridge-birds lay their eggs in mid-flight, which then hatch and cover the surrounding area in the aforementioned mess. The fact of the matter is, however, that the porridge-bird lays its eggs in small nests, built in the very tops of elm and oak trees. There, the young porridge-birds hatch from their eggs. The parents then scour the countryside, looking for porridge- and custard trees. (yes, porrdige grows on trees. Yoghurt, however, lives underwater) Once such a tree is spotted, the porridge-bird swoops down, and attempts to catch one of the many feral custards that live on the tree. Due to the nature and consistency of porridge much of the creature will fall from the porridge-birds' clutches before the bird can reach it's nest. This is why -even though porridge-birds do not really lay eggs in the air- it is advisable to take an umbrella along when you enter porridge-bird territory.
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 1970 FIRESIGN THEATRE Dont Crush That Dwarf 45 PROMO  US $99.00
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 Country Joe and The Fish I feel Like Im Fixin To Die c w Fish Game VG FP 1967 US $97.25
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 Ultra Rare Firesign Theatre Forward Into The Past White A Label Promo 7 PS 45 US $74.99
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 Ultra Rare Firesign Theatre White Label Promo 7 PS 45 Dont Crush That Dwarf US $69.99
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE radio comedy Lot of 7 LPs 2792 US $68.00
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 Ultra Rare Firesign Theatre Mr President I Think Were All Bozos 7 Promo DJ 45 US $64.99
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 FIRESIGN THEATER waiting for the electrician LP No UPC US $60.00
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 FREE WORLD PRIVATE LP INDUSTRIAL MINIMAL SYNTH RARE US $50.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE all hail marx lennon LP WLP CS 9884 US $40.00
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATER Waiting For The Electrician US ORG Sealed LP COMEDY US $40.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE 5 lp comedy lot not insane PROMO i think were all bozos rare US $39.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE How Can You Be In Two Places At Once rock pop vinyl LP US $30.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE A Firesign Chat With Papoon US $30.00
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 The Firesign Theatre How can you be in two places at US $29.99
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE Dear Friends 2LP EX Columbia 72 US $26.99
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE Waiting for the Electrician LP US $25.99
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE how can you be in two places at once LP 7 track in gatefold sle US $25.46
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 The Firesign Theatre Just FolksA Firesign Chat Promo 7 Inch Vinyl 45 US $25.00
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 Firesign Theatre Dear Friends White Label Promo 7 Inch Vinyl 45 Comedy US $25.00
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 The Firesign Theatre Fighting Clowns Reagan Carter 7 Inch Vinyl 45 US $25.00
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 The Firesign Theatre White Label Promo 7 Inch Vinyl 45 US $25.00
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 Firesign Theatre Don`t Crush That Dwarf Orig W Poster US $24.99
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE Fighting Clowns 7 Single 1st SEALED Picture Disc US 1980 Ltd US $24.99
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 Firesign Theatre I Think Were All Quadraphonic lp US $24.99
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 The Firesign Theatre Presents Just FolksA Firesign ChatButterfly BFEP1 1977 US $24.50
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 LP Michael Bass Parchesi Pie mid 70s local DC Prog psych SEALED US $23.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE PRESENTS SHAKESPEARES LOST COMEDIE LP US $22.10
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 RARE FIRESIGN THEATER 4 LP RECORD ALBUM COLLECTION WITH FREE SHIPPING TO THE USA US $22.09
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE Dont Crush That Dwarf LP Original US $21.99
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE in the next world youre on your own LP 2 track sleeve has ring US $20.43
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 12 inside 12 in store programmer 4 promo only LP 12inside12 12X12 US $21.00
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 Lot of 2 Firesign Theatre comedy LP 70s MINT w poster US $20.00
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 The FIRESIGN THEATRE set of 4 lps US $20.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE Dont Crush That Dwarf LP EX 70 US $19.99
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 Hevy Gunz Industries 2 LP Private LSD Dope Comedy US $19.99
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 Firesign Theatre How Can You Be In Two Places At Once 1969 Comedy LP SEALED US $19.99
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE Dont Crush That Dwarf LP w poster US $19.99
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE The Giant Rat of Sumatra LP EX US $19.99
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 CBS LP Americathon Beach Boys Costello Tom Scott SS US $19.99
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE How Can You Be in Two LP VG US $19.99
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 FIRESIGN THEATER DEAR FRIENDS 2 LP SET MINT US $19.95
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 1968 LP FIRESIGN THEATER Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him Humbolt US $19.68
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 Firesign Theatre LP Shakespeares Lost Comedie 1982 US $18.99
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 Firesign Theatre Dont Crush That Dwarf Hand Me The Pli US $18.07
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE FIGHTING CLOWNS SEALED VINYL LP US $17.50
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 FIRESIGN THEATER waiting for the electrician LP mint US $18.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE Just Folksa Firesign Chat US $18.00
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 Firesign Theatre Just Folks a Firesign Chat sealed 1976 vinyl US $18.00
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE Fighting Clowns LP NM In Shrink US $17.99
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE Dear Friends LP Original KG 31099 US $17.99
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE In the Next World Youre on Your Own LP US $17.99
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 Various 25 Yrs of Comedy 1977 Warner Bros 3lp VG NM US $17.75
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE How Can You Be In Two Places LP US $16.99
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 FIRESIGN THEATER DONT CRUSH THAT DWARFHAND ME US $16.00
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 Firesign Theatre Reagan Carter Fighting Clowns 7 Picture Disc Sealed US $16.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG LP IN SHRINK WRAP US $15.99
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 The Firesign Theatre Dear Friends 2 Record US $15.96
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 FIRESIGN THEATER HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE US $15.95
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE Lawyers Hospital rock pop LP US $15.00
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 ORSON WELLES THE BEGATTING OF THE PRESIDENT US $15.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATER FIGHTING CLOWNS MINT LP US $15.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE Fighting Clowns rock pop LP US $15.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE Nick Danger case Of The Missing Shoe US $15.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE tale the giant rat of sumatra LP mint KC 32730 Vinyl 1974 US $15.00
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 Lot of 2 Firesign Theatre Lps NM US $15.00
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 Firesign Theatre Fighting Clowns vinyl LP 1980 Rhino Records US $15.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE Forward Into The Past US $15.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATER WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN MINT LP US $15.00
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 1972 Columbia 33 RPM LP FIRESIGN THEATRE COMEDY Not Insane Or Anything You Want US $15.00
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 1970 FIRESIGN THEATRE Dont Crush That DwarfHand Me LP US $14.99
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 LP Buddy Odor is a79 dutch pop new wave US $14.99
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 Firesign Theatre Dont Crush That Dwarf 1970 LP With Poster CLEAN US $14.99
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 The Firesign Theatre Comedy SEALED LP Just Folks 1977 US $14.99
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 WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN FIRESIGN THEATER NM US $14.99
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES PC 9884 US $14.99
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE Forward Into The Past Dbl LP VG US $14.99
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 Firesign Theater Waiting for the Electrician LP Record Album Condition VG US $14.99
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 NM LP NICK DANGER THIRD EYE 12 MINUTE MYSTERY DRAMA FIRESIGN THEATER RHINO US $14.99
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 ZACHARIAH 1970 Film Soundtrack 12 ABC LP Sleeve Shrink James Gang Kershaw EX US $14.99
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 David Ossman Firesign Theatre LP Comedy Wolfman Jack US $14.99
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 Firesign Theater Presents Bozos On The Bus VG US $14.99
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 Firesign Theater Presents Waiting For The Electrician US $14.99
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 I THINK WERE ALL BOZOS ON THIS BUS THE FIRESIGN THEATRE C30737 VINYL RECORD ALB US $14.99
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 The Firesign Theatre Presents How Can You Be in Two Places At Once When Youre N US $14.98
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 JEFF BECK RARE PROMO ONLY 45 Playback Insert US $14.98
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE THE TALE OF THE GIANT RAT US LP US $14.13
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN US $13.99
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE Two Places at Once LP EX US $14.39
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 THE FIRESIGN THEATRE I THINK WERE ALL BOZOS ON THIS US $13.99
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 Firesign Theatre FIGHTING CLOWNS 1980 7 Limited Edition Picture Disc SEALED NEW US $14.00
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 Firesign Theatre Columbia LP in Shrink with Poster US $14.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE Dear Friends DOUBLE LP Columbia 1972 US $13.99
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE LP JOHN LENNON NM US $13.98
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 Dear Friends The Firesign Theatre Columbia 31099 PROMO US $13.50
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE EAT OR BE EATEN LP US $13.00
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 Firesign Theater Dear Friends Two LP set US $13.00
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 FIRESIGN THEATRE LOT OF FOUR LPs comedy VG to VG Columbia Two Eye US $12.99
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Firesign Theatre - Shoes For Industry! Best Of The Firesign Theatre US$ 17.81 Description Not Available |
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Firesign Theatre - Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him US$ 6.92 Disc 1:
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Firesign Theatre - I Think We`re All Bozos on This Bus US$ 6.92 Disc 0:
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Firesign Theatre - Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers US$ 6.92 255 characters or less! |
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