Hear You
Hear You
What do you think of when you hear the word 'pro'?
Just settling a debate, would you think 'professional' or 'prostitute'?
Thanks 
I thought of Professional first, but now I have this weird walmart scenario in my head.
I was waiting in line for checkout, and this guy comes up, puts a hand on my back, and says, 'I have a joke to bring a smile to your face while you're waiting.'
I'm just standing there creeped out and he goes 'Two potatoes are standing at a street corner, how'dya tell which is the prostitute?
And I'm just starring straight ahead when he says, 'One has green tags that say I-da-ho. Go tell all of your little friends that!'
Then he walked away.
The joke might have gotten a smile out of my if one of my friends or my cousins said it or something, but here's this 6' middle aged creep saying it with a messed up grin on his face and he's making physical contact. . . I didn't think it was very fun at all.
Thanks for making me relive that.
=) Peace.
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