Rare Jamaica

Rare Jamaica

Rare Jamaica
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How did the purple turtle munchers catch the flu? I thought they weren't fast enough.
Where can i get a siberian cocoa frog with rare silver boots that i can use to wash my grandmas left kneecap with?
And When was the last time someone saw a leser spotted pig flea riding a dingo's pet snake on a saturday in Jamaica?
All help would be appreciated

The purple turtle munchers went through years of training with the master of capture... the Great Cheesy Pipeworm of Fate! After years of secretly visiting their sensei (teacher) to learn the arts of capturing, they caught the flu by setting various traps that all sprung at the same time forcing the flu into a corner where the purple turtle munchers could slowly get the flu...

Getting a Siberian Cocoa Frog is tricky... first of all, do not make the mistake of going to Siberia! These Frogs are actually found in the above-ground sewers of a small town called Cashaslofu in North California. They were brought from Siberia on top of airplanes where they adapted. All the ones in Siberia eventually died. Well, to find one search through the sewers and make sure you carry a Persian cat with your left hand and a Metal Dolphin statue with your right. This will attract some and they will come to you. It's that simple!

The last time a leser spotted pig flea riding a dingo's pet snake on a saturday in Jamaica was actually at 4:37:06pm on Christmas Day, 1876. There was even a photo taken of it which can be found placed in a safe exactly where it was seen. Nobody has seen the picture other than the person who took it and many have risked their lives to get it but have all failed. The only person known who has a chance of getting it is Indiana Jones himself. Back to the Leser Spotted Pig Flea riding a Dingo's pet Snake on a Saturday in Jamaica... there was a story for the reason these Pig Fleas loved to ride the pet snakes of Dingos. You see, these fleas were endagered and needed because they could only eat snake saliva. But since most snakes have a limited supply of saliva, the Fleas had to resort to the venom which would kill them very slowly. One day a flea was dying from sucking the venom rom a snake when it bumped into a Dingo's pet snake. Every pet snake owned by a Dingo had magic saliva that had an unlimited supply and cured the poison from other snakes venom. Just before this Pig Flea was about to die, it ate some of the saliva from the Dingo's snake and it was cured. It was so happy it made a victory screech so loud that only other Leser Spotted Pig Fleas would be able to hear it. All over the earth the Fleas came to this Dingo and drank from its unlimited supply of magic saliva. But on Christmas Day 1876, a human found out about the magic saliva at 4:37pm. It tried to capture the Dingo's pet snake but the snake slithered away with its Flea friends riding on its back... never to be seen again. The End.

And that answers all your questions!